Modi's ONE Year highlights-Modi's Report Card

1. For the first time, 33 percent BJP MPs criminals enter parliament 
2. Another first, 33 percent Modi cabinet criminals 
3. Modi himself not cleared his name in teen snooping case, no investigation as well 
4. Amit Shah, President of BJP is still on bail. His lawyer made SC judge 
5. 50+ massive U-turns in 9 months 
6. Modi could not even bring down 12 subsidized LPG cylinders to 6 
7. Modi's EU visit canceled by EU (first of it's kind) 
8. US declines to issue normal visa to Modi even after landslide win 
9. Modi begging bureaucrats to continue Dr.MMS scheme of things 
10. Altered Inflation formula (removed vegetables/ fruits) 
11. Altered GDP formula, many experts laughing even now 
12. Nepal declines Modi speech in Sita brith Place 
13. SL PM says he will shoot Indians violating borders (just before Modi visit) 
14. Ist budget says bullet train, 2nd budget says no new trains at all 
15. Tax sops for rich corporates, nothing for common man 
16. Joins hands with 'corrupt NCP' makes Govt with separatists PDP 
17. Modi not revealing expenses of his foreign tours 
18. DD official transferred for showing news item of Jasodaben 
19. Cut in mid-day meal budget, 
20. Cut in tribal welfare 
21. Cut in women welfare, 
22. Cut in child welfare . 
23. Modi Sarkar total 111 foreign trips in 8 months. 
24. No one rupee deal with USA on Modi's visit. 
25. 11,000 CCTVs for Obama, nothing for Delhi women 
26. CVC rendered usless 
27. RTI rendered powerless 
28. RTI queries discouraged 
29. Jasodaben RTI query not answered 
30. NGOs targeted, accounts frozen 
31. BJP fields highest number of criminals in K'taka, AP, Telagana 
32. BJP fields highest number of criminals in Maha, Chattis, New Delhi 
33. BJP fields highest number of criminals in Haryana, J&K, Jharkandh 
34. Increased fear among farmers due to land grab bill 
35. Increased fear among minorities 
36. Flip-Flop on Pakistan, allows hoisting of Pakistan flag in J&K 
37. Releases Masrat Alam and Thunda 
38. Maldives chooses Pakistan and China as it's mentor...ditches India for first time 
39. Not a single insurance claimed under Jan Dhan Yojana till date. 
40. Prices of essential medicines increased 
41. Judiciary diluted by 'fixing' 
42. Modi donated 25 crores to Pashupathinath temple, where did he get it ? 
43. EU rejects Modi's visit, PMO again begs and somehow finalizes dates using Rafale Jet deal black mail! 
44. Modi spends Rs.300 crores as lobby fee for civilian US Visa, but gets only diplomatic Visa like Gaddaffi. 
45. Modi literally begging bureaucrats to continue Dr.MMS/Chiddu scheme of things !! 
46. Gujarat Model exposed on daily basis by CAG and Gujarat Govt. 
47. Gujarat records highest incidents of girl raping in nation 
48. DRDO Chief kicked out for not following Minister 
49 IIT director thrown out and replaced with non- technical person. 
50. Modi's Luxury car dealer made VC of Muslim University 
51. ED officials thrown out for investigating BJP drug racket in Punjab 
52. Asaram Bapu's two complainants/witnesses shot dead 
53. Amit Shah lawyer made SC Judge 
54. Higher education budget cut by 25 percent 
55. Research allocations cut across all fields. 
56. EXCISE duty of petro products hiked 4 times !! 
57. Highest farmers suicide >4500 prople in 100 days of Modi as PM 
58. Haramzade Ramzade 
59. Ghar Wapsi utter flop 
60. Love Jihad 
61. Church attacks 
63. Godse love
64. Modi has no guts to take on Sadhvi, Sakshi, Uma, Sushma, Giriraj Singh 
66. Modi shamelessly blasts media for not praising VK Singh for evacuating 1,500 people, UPA evacuated 15,000 from Libya, no media reported it nor UPA claimed credit !! 
67. Modi shameless says cement bag price has been reduced to Rs.120, while in market it is Rs.390-415 per bag. 
68. Modi says India is land of scams in Canada !! 
69. Modi says India was begging UNSC seat all these years !! 
70. Modi went to his mother on his b'day to seek her blessings (actually dragged her out of house for cameramen), but he forgot his mother when he went to Pashupathinath temple. 
71. Chief economic adviser of Modi Sarkar says new GDP rate is puzzling 
72. IMF says it will investigate New GDP formula of Modi sarkar 
73. RBI Governor too says GDP numbers are puzzling ! 
74. Selective leakage of Bose documents 
75. Still no action on Vadra, Haryana, Rajasthan and India ruled by BJP !! 
76. Judiciary weakened with questionable people appointed as SC judges (Amit Shah's lawyer in criminal cases made SC Judge). 
77. Zero deal in Germany, snubbed by Chancellor Merkel 
78. Saved Rafale company by buying ready to fly planes instead of negotiating for technology buy. 
79. Huge protest against Modi by Indians in Canada. 
80. Jobs down in last three quarters 
81. Business Resilience rating of India drops by 7 ranks !! 
82. Free air tickets given to NRI/Indians in Australia for attending Modi's speech, advertisement on Modi's own website about free air-tickets !! 
83. Highest farmer suicide rate under Modi sarkar 
84. No minister visits farmers to assess damage caused by un-seasonal rains 
85. MNREGA funds increased in budget but choked in reality 
86. Central Govt. reluctant to spend on social schemes, in spite of funds avialability 
87. RSS issues map in it's magazine showing Arunachal Pradesh part of China. 
88. RSS issues map in it's magazine showing Kashmir part of Pakistan. 
89. At SAARC, day-1 Modi snubs Sharief, Day-2 Modi hugs Sharief !! 
90. Bhutan power plant given to Adanis 
91. Adanis constant companion of Modi on foreign visits not experts 
92. Modi wears 12 lakh worth suit with name all over it suggesting he is dictator inclined. 
93. Gujarat and MP ranks lowest in farm payment (per day allowance)
94. Modi's pet project of oil discovery drains 60,000 crores without finding one liter of gas. 

95. Adani wealth skyrockets from 44,000 crores to 117000 crores under Modi in just 9 months. 
96. Huge protests outside Madison Square Garden by Indians against Modi 
97. Modi never faced media a single time after coming to power 
98. VIP culture zooms under Modi rule 
99. Modi's presstitutes asked to leave Nepal for showing Modi propaganda 
100. Nepalese burn effigy of Modi !! 
101. RSS magazine shows Kashmir part of Pakistan and Arunachal part of China 
102. China media says Indians are inferior on eve of Modi visit 
103. District collector issued notice for wearing sun- glasses while meeting Modi. 
104. Increased excise duty on petroleum products 4 times in a month 
105. No 15 lakh black money per family. 
106. Petrol sold at 43 percent more compared to UPA last month rates ($ rate considered) 
107. Talks about opposition in foreign land (bringing down PMO's stature) 
108. UP BJP MP says Modi sarkar has achieved nothing !!! 
109. Mamta refuses to take back her words 'Danga Babu/ Donkey' jibe on Modi 
110. Siddaramaiah refuses to take his words back 'Rakshasa' on Modi. 
111. Arun Shourie says Modi govt is confused, misleading people 
112. In spite of heavy lobbying, Modi slapped with diplomatic visa (a Visa given to enemies of US/ Dictators like Saddam/Gaddaffi) 
113. UN report says Pakistanis/Bangladeshis are happier than Indians ! 
114. Both Chinese media and RSS cut Kashmir and Arunachal off Indian Map, feku is silent and says he is ashamed of being Indian....

....SHARING IS CARING

When feku was born..

Feku Jab Paida hua tha to Doctor ne kaha tha Mubarak ho "Development" hua hai...

Reasons to visit Gujarat: ek baar gujarat ake dekho

kabi gujarat aao to sahi,Gujarat itna developed hai ki

1.Waha pe log bus,train se ni space ship se chalte hai
2.Waha sabko daily 700 litre paani ni petrol muft diya jaata hai..
3.waha pe agriculture itna developed hai ki milk,cold drink pizza,burger sab ped pe ugta hai
4.Gujarat area wise India se b bada hai lekin usse map me chota dikhaya jaata hai (cong ki chaal hai)
 5.UN ka prez guj k CM(modi) se pooch k har decision leta hai.
6.America bhi guj k CM se darta hai---courtesy wikileaks
7.waha ki police itni expert hai ki kissi k terrorist banne se pehle hi uska encounter kr deti hi (ishratjaha)
8.waha pe electricity itni sasti aur jyada hai ki power companies logo ko ulte paise deti hai Units kharch krne k liye
9.Guj jaane k liye interplanetry VISA lagta aur Interplanetry roaming lagti hai jo sirf waha k CM de sakte hai
10. #1 Guj dollar ki keemat 60 USD k barabar hai
11. Waha ka bhikahri b Bill Gates ko bheekh deta hai..
12.America ne Laden aur Saddam ko marne k liye guj k 2 constable ko bulaya tha
13. Wo to guj k CM dusri GALAXY pe the warna mumbai attack se pehle hi Kasab ko maar diya hota
14.Guj k log honeymoon manane bhi MOON pe jaate hai
15.India ki saari ''foriegn deal'' Modi ji krte hai even ''Inter planetary deal'' bhi.
16.Modi ji k PM bante hi Pak,bangladesh, bhutan sab khatam kar denge aur America,China,Russia aur sabhi countries ko ghulam bana lenge
17.Modi ji khuli aankho se PM banne k sapne dekh sakte hai,wo phichle 1 saal se soye ni hai
18.Guj me ek ek ladki ki security k liye uske peeche ATS, IB, CBI,RAW, POLICE ghumti hai (scooping case).
19.Malasiya ne modi se unke wahi 2 constable maange hai MHA370 dhundne k liye
20.BJP Modi ji se itni influence hai ki sabne apne naam k aage feku title lagane ka faisla kiya hai
21.Modi ji k paas aam logo se milne ka time ni hai wo sirf PM n Prez se hi milte hai
22.Modi ji ka seena phool k 112 inch ka ho gya hai jald hi phootne ki khabar aa sakti hai
 23.Guj me Hawa ped se ni Modi k ghar k fan se chalti hai
24. Modi ji ko history,geo,economy ki itni knowledge hai ki unki speech ko sunne k liye foreigner hi ni Aliens b aate hai
 25. Modi ji itna padhe hai ki aaj tak koi b unki degree ni count kr paaya.
26. Waha k ''chai'' waalo k paas b khud k charted plan hai Bas ji mai ab aur kya btau "Modi ji itne mahan hai ki log unhe bhagwan SHIV ka avatar mante hai aur ''Har har modi'' aur ''Namo Namo'' se pukarte hai....